NBA 2K15 Still Working Out The Kinks With Facial Recognition

You're excited. You've crossed out all of the days leading to October 7th.  You sprint to Gamestop to buy your copy of NBA 2K15.  You read the back of the game and see that there's facial recognition software built into the game that allows you to upload your likeness into  Create-A-Player mode and today is basically the best day ever.  You rush home, pop in the CD, set up create a player, take your picture and.....your fucking eyes are on your chin.

When you're just trying to play some digitized basketball and suddenly roll a 4 in Jumanji and turn into a wolf child pic.twitter.com/zluUSviRLq

— WJ (@WMsDiary) October 7, 2014

Face scan turning mild mannered white dudes into warped faced Avatars pic.twitter.com/MNlVDbakpO

— WJ (@WMsDiary) October 7, 2014

Gaahhhh-lee.  Shit like this will start to make you reevaluate your entire life.  You'll start questioning every single instance that you took a picture, wondering if you look as ghoulish to your friends and family as you do to the 2K Sports servers.  As far as I'm concerned, the NBA 2K15 camera actually takes a picture of your soul and shows what you actually look like on the inside.  For that reason, I will not be participating in the facial recognition technology and sticking with "Generic Black Guy Face #5."