Hey Man, You're A Baby, Why Are You So Stressed Out?

I'm convinced that this baby is at least 10-15 years older than me.  Dude came out of the womb concerned about his 401k and whether his investments were diversified enough.  Wasn't worried about pooping himself and juice boxes.  Bonus tidbit: he's the Benjamin Button of Birdman.  

"But you're supposed to put butter in the pan, not Canola Oil" - What I imagine he's trying to say if his old yet underdeveloped brain was able to create language.