It Doesn't Take a Hero to Park Like Less of a Douche Face

I spy with my judging eye: a company car parked like a dickhole. Aside from crimes against children and animals, nothing twists my kidneys more than bad parking. But it's a wonderfully rare opportunity when it happens in a conspicuous ride like this.

Whoever parked the Heroyk SUV worse than Bill Buckner's 1986 World Series debacle should officially be on notice. Maybe they should stick to walking in those self-important shoes they're selling before someone sets that beast on fire. 

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