Important: Froot Loops Are All The Same Flavor

Well, shit.  I don't know what to say other than that we've been hoodwinked.  Froot Loops were a lie.  Years 5-13 of your life might as well not exist at this point.  Hell, I even PICKED OUT the yellow ones because I'm not about that lemon life.  I can't even look at myself in the mirror today.

And you...

The ring leader behind it all.  We looked past the fact that you could talk.  We even ignored that fact that you ran a highly successful cereal conglomerate even though you're a bird.  But when you start fucking with the psychological process, that's when you make enemies.  I'm boycotting Froot Loops*.

*Until I go to the grocery store and buy a new box.  But I won't be happy about it!