For those that don't have internet access or a television, Atlanta is a warzone right now. Two, maybe three inches of snow fell and the one plow/sand truck that the city had was completely overwhelmed. Some good happened, but mostly a lot of inexplicably bad stuff happened.
You can't drop almost one quarter of a foot of snow on Atlanta and not expect someone to make a snow Jordan logo:
A baby was somehow born in a car on the side of the road. They named her Grace because she was born in a car on the side of the road.
The Bad, But Not Really That Bad Because It'd Be Kinda Cool:
People slept in a CVS. I think I'm the only person that would find this pretty sweet. Sure, getting stuck in a mall would be awesome, but we're not kids anymore. Can't just chill in a KB Toys and call it a day. We have to be practical. Have to come to grips with the fact that all I need in this world is Gatorade and contact solution at this point.
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| I see you, sleeping on Maxi Pads. |
Giant sleepover in the school sounded like a great idea until it actually happened. Not the best night to try to hold little Susie's hand.
Mayor Kasim Reed is is going with the classic "wear a leather jacket to distract and deflect any possible criticisms that people may have with me and how I handled this situation" approach.
The Ether:
Al Roker hates weather information ineptitude. Literally the only thing that bothers this jovial bastard. Well, Atlanta, you done fucked up now.
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