Some Pussy in Oklahoma Mistakes a Burrito for a Bomb

"AP - A burrito caused a minor scare at an Oklahoma City police briefing station after a man brought the foil-wrapped object in for analysis.

Oklahoma City Police Capt. Dexter Nelson says a man discovered a Thermos-type container in his lawn Thursday afternoon and brought it to a police briefing station. Nelson says the container was heavy and had tinfoil protruding from the lid, so the man considered it suspicious.

The Oklahoman reports (http://bit.ly/17yCP4z) that officers told the man to leave the container outside and the police bomb squad X-rayed the item. The analysis determined that it was only a burrito."

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If I was the cop here I think I would probably be forced to give this guy a wet willy. Someone dropped a thermos in your yard and you think it's a bomb? Bro, someone dropped their fucking lunch. How fucking important do you you are that the terrorists want to bomb your goofy ass over like the White House or some shit? Motherfucker I doubt you even crack the top million bombing targets anyone in the world has. Think that burrito is a bomb? Get your head in that fucking toilet so I can give you a swirly pussy-boy.