Ginuwine Is Up To Something, I Just Can't Figure Out What

Me in a few years pic.twitter.com/HNcRLeKHbs
— ELGIN (@Ginuwine) November 9, 2013

No to sex A gt pissed B say I just wanted to watch you C kiss her for head and say no problem D fuck that I need wht you need to Gv
— ELGIN (@Ginuwine) November 11, 2013

Happy birthday to me pic.twitter.com/fMa7Hv93Z3
— ELGIN (@Ginuwine) October 15, 2013

I'm not going to say Ginuwine is in a crisis and needs all of our help, but something is definitely afoot.  Brotha posted a "Bebe's Kids" iteration of a happy birthday card to himself.  If that's not a cry for help I don't know what is.  Turns out not every problem can be solved by kissing her head and saying "no problem."

He also made "Pony", though.  That means literally all bets are off.  That song was the greatest wildcard, WTF moment in music history and I won't hear another word on that matter.  Put me through puberty, made me throw up in my mouth and raised the stock of miniature horses everywhere. Show me a song that accomplished those three things and I'll show you a guy that lost his mind on Twitter and plans to come back  to Earth in "a few years" as the Angel of Death.

Oh yeah:

NSFW, obviously