When you're three years old, you're not exactly racking up the accomplishments. You may spell a word correctly and tie your shoes here and there, but ultimately, you ain't shit. Mom knows it. Dad knows it. You know it. The mere idea and process of pooping is is just about all you have to hang your hat on. This little girl got that taken away from her.
I'm not going to lie, 3-year old Dub would be pissed too. Livid, actually. Little bro literally flushed the one thing you actually "did" all day down the toilet. Otherwise all you did was color outside the lines, cry about chicken nuggets and steal money from your parents' savings account.
Chin up, Olivia. In about 10 years, guys will convince themselves that you've never pooped once in your life. Smooth sailing soon.
PS. Such a poker face:
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