The Internet Can Be A Cruel Place

Sometimes you send a selfie and it gets in the wrong hands.  When that happens, it belongs to the internet.  Anything that happens after is fair game.  It could be seen by the wrong people, a desperate blogger could post it and someone could create a collage of pics illustrating your eye brow flying off of your face and turning into a bald eagle.  It's a cruel world out here.

I don't like finding pictures like these because it's my fake job to post them.  I take what the internet gives.  It's like being a shooter in the NBA left wide open.  Gotta shoot it.  Gotta exploit unibrows.