Pretty Sure Thor Won Halloween

Nailed it.

This dude just changed the game.  You no longer have to go to iParty and buy blonde wigs.  Just throw a yellow plastic bag over your head and you saved yourself a trip.  Armor vest?  Pfft.  Dawg, you have ALL of those CDs in your overhead compartment.  I personally couldn't think of a  better way to use the Backstreet Boys "Black and Blue" album. Lest we forget, Thor needs his hammer, right?  Wrap that plunger up in some aluminum foil and get ready to electrify some shit.  This guy would be a fool for not submitting this to a costume contest.

For Asgard, bro.  For Asgard.