NBA 2K14 Has Upped The Realism

Dude got the cover of the game and couldn't even get them to superimpose a fake hairline on his head.  Times are hard for the king out here.  Wonder if the game will add a section in the crowd for groupies, hoes, scallywags and side-chicks.  Then and only then will this set the standard of realism.

PS. No harder worker in the NBA than LeBron James' headband: