Joaquin Phoenix is a Jerk

Came to work today, grabbed the mail on the way, and this was on the cover of New York Magazine.

I tried to find this photo on the webs but it's not there yet. Sorry about the glare.

He looks like Ozzy Osbourne ate Danzig and burped up Charles Manson. Why you gotta make a bitch feel old as fuck, Joaquin? What a dick. I'm hella younger than you.

Just to remind everyone born after 1985, this is the kid from Spacecamp..
















Thanks, Joaquin Phoenix, for ruining my day. I'm off to drown myself in collagen now.