Hair Fishing Guy Playing Chess While the Fish of the World Play Checkers

 

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to fish with his hair and it won't be long until there are no fish left.

 

I mean look at fucking Jake Seeland over here. Just playing chess while all these fish are playing checkers. Always 3 steps ahead.

 

I'm calling it now. Give your boy Jake a year and there aren't gonna be fish in Cape Cod or wherever these dudes are anymore. 5 years and he'll have a monopoly on the fishing industry. Billion dollar industry all to himself.

 

P.S. Love the guy at the end pointing at the camera yelling "That's what's up" like a jackass. Bro, you didn't do shit. Do you really wanna be famous for being "the guy who caught fish with his hair's friend"? Lowest of the low.