"We're Not Going To Have Any Problems Here, Right?"

I see you, old man in the top right corner.  All scared and shit wondering, like all of us, why that dog looks so much like an insecure boyfriend.  I feel you.  Even though it's a picture, I'm still scared to look at it on the off chance that this dog can see through .JPEGs and into my soul.  There's a distinct "Aw, he's mimicking people" line that was just crossed in the most terrifying of ways.  Undoubtedly the least out-of-the-car-window-holla-rable woman in the game right now.