Ugh, Gaga

Just when people are starting to like your butt you, you have to go back to your old self and start acting like an asshole.  Frail Hands McGee just couldn't muster up the energy to deal with the simple car door mechanism.  I mean, frankly it's a miracle that a mermaid is walking on land at all so we should all be impressed, right?  That's what you want us to think, isn't it?  That you're a fucking rich mermaid and that rich mermaids shouldn't open SUV doors for themselves.

On a very real note, these guys get to look at her butt wait on her hand and foot and probably collect a sizeable salary.  Putz around on Excel all day or open the door for assholes that legitimately pretend they're mermaids?  Decisions, decisions.