This Is What The Today Show Thinks Sexting Looks Like. If This Is The Case, I'm Not Having Kids (Re: Daughters)

Code red city right now.  Absolutely knocked off my feet.  THIS is the type of game that works for dudes out there these days?  Not fair.  

That conversation didn't even make sense.  The girl just comes off as a confused idiot and the guy comes off as a predator.  Is this where "LOL" gets you in 2013?  I thought that shit went by the wayside when "Haha" came into town.  Nope.  I'm just a completely wrong, out of touch old guy.  LOL is apparently the gold standard segue into throwing your pecs and genitalia into cyberspace.  More power to kids these days.  It's not their fault that guys like me had to spit throw-up-in-your-mouth-midway-through game over landline telephones.  I was from the a/s/l era and you guys are from the "lol=boobs" era.  It's the circle of life.

You pretended to be a girl in lesbian AOL Chat Rooms in an effort to get pics?  Nah, Dub did that so hopefully you won't have to go through that.