Metta's Bedtime Stories is the Last Great Hope for Our Nation's Youth

This is just trademark Ron Artest. Dude takes a break from vicious attacks of fans and celebratory elbows to James Harden’s face to write a children’s book. Commendable really. I mean who better to teach our kids how to act under pressure? If going Rambo on the crowd at the Palace and still making millions in the same league a decade later isn’t American I don't know what the hell is.

On the other hand do you even cover art, bro? I feel like you're eye-fucking my soul every time I look at this thing.

99.99% sure that the only reason “Metta’s Bedtime Stories” exists is that Ron Artest (I REFUSE to call him Metta World Peace) threatened to beat the living shit out of the publisher if he didn't promise to print this abomination (masterpiece?). It’s the only way I can justify its existence.

P.S. Best Malice at the Palace highlights can be found here in case you're extra bored today.

P.P.S. This is a children’s book. What’s with the Shawn Marion air jerk on the cover? Clean it up, Ron.