Dub is Black?

Not so much a blog as this is a quick response to Dub Jeezy shit'ting on me in my own blog post last night. Apparently I offended him. To which I have to respond "DOOOOOOOOON'T CAAAAAAAAAARE."

However, also apparently, Dub Jeezy is black. The fuck? Since when?

Let's take a look at his last 5 blog posts:
1) Breaking Bad
2) Lady Gaga
3) Drake Album Cover
4) Gaga
5) Spanish Beach Dragons

This is what black people write? I'll tell you what it sounds like to me.
1) White
2) White
3) Super White
4) Still White (secret crush on Gaga much, Dub?)
5) Asian

These are the facts. I would throw a GIF of a mic drop in here but I'm white. And I at least admit it.

P.S. When I first heard the name Dub Jeezy I thought of a 13 year old on Xbox live trying desperately to convince everyone he's black.