The Royal Baby's Name is George - Go Back To What You Were Doing

George. It's George.

You can go back to your own life now and enjoy the sweet breeze of closure for something you probably gave no shits about in the first place.

I wish it was named after the most important George of all.

But in reality it was probably a George like this. This is King George VI, known as "The Reluctant King." There's a Reluctant Baby joke in there somewhere.