James Harden With The Most Disrespectful, Mass-Produced Signature I've Ever Seen

That shit clearly says "Cnh."  Two of the letters are lower-case and only ONE of those letters is an initial in James Harden's name. Absolutely shocking that he said, "yeah, we'll go with this one" on millions of these basketballs getting shipped out.  To add insult to injury, he couldn't even sign it with a black marker.  He had to go with the very specific, very disrespectful Sisqo hair color.  Plain and simple, there are a lot of factors coming into play that make you not want to play basketball anymore.

And obviously you never want to make your rain-making hand tired:

Don't know how things like this fly.  I get signature anxiety every single time I sign something.  With each passing check or receipt, my signature becomes more assholish.  Maybe James and I aren't so different.

Never forget:

McGriddles.  #TurnDownForWhat