Gwyneth Paltrow Can Be Terrifying Even When Her Head Isn't In a Box

Yeah, this photo looks like it was taken by someone with a Nokia from 2002 while he may have been having a seizure, but it made my blood run cold just the same. It's like she sees me. If she does, she's saying, "Stop being such a fucking loser with your celebrity gossip sites and maybe finish reading your 12 unfinished books already. Keep eating your Trader Joe's knock-off version of Honey Nut Cheerios."