Flamingo Dancing To "Cotton-Eyed Joe"

Just kidding.  That's a flamingo going through a very real panic attack because it's probably trapped against its will and not out doing flamingo things.  Shitting his pants for 30 straight seconds.  We've all been here before.  Ever pop into a room and immediately knew something was wrong?  Well basically this flamingo with less RPMs.

PS. What's good with "Cotton-Eyed Joe" by the way?  The internet tells me that cotton-eyed means either: lovesick, an STD or bug-eyed.  For such a cheery song, we all forget that Joe has to deal with an eerie combo of being an unfortunate-faced creeper riddled with a series of STDs.