Stop What You're Doing NOW: David Hasselhoff Made a Comic

David Hasselhoff is trying to shake his...shaky image as a drunken, sloppy hamburger eater caught on video. His new comic, aptly named The Hoff, will launch in London this weekend. Apparently The Hoff is a time-traveling agent of Heroes of Fearless Freedom (H.O.F.F., naturally) and will join forces with the Funk Commandos to...well, we'll find out this weekend, I guess. I'm sleep deprived and just stopped caring. I hope there's a hamburger in there somewhere. But stay with us as this presumed comic disaster unfolds. Maybe my "DON'T HASSEL THE HOFF" T-shirt will be worth something after all. Probably not.