I Gots Me A New Writer, Ya'll

Took long enough.  I was beginning to lose faith in humanity when I was unable to find one person good enough to sling the funny with me on a daily basis.  It finally happened and I'd like to proudly introduce "The Elisabeth" (so cocky to go with an "s" instead of a "z", I like it).

A little bit about Elisabeth: 

1)  She answered my "How do you feel about black people?" question with this:

If you can't read that, it says, "Elisabeth, My source tells me you're really good at black people.  Keep it up, Baratunde Thurston."  

Baratunde Thurston wrote this:

So I guess she's good?

2)  She brought up Shaun Livingston's knee injury for no reason at all, which is always a plus.

3)  She's actually a good writer and sits with journalists and stuff, so she probably HATES my writing.  

4)  This site needed some ovaries.

5)  She doesn't care, hasn't brought up, forgot to ask doesn't mind writing for free.  That means she sees some potential in this ol' hunk of junk.  

That's it.  I'm still going to be posting my usual nonsense, you'll just happen to have more nonsense available to you to get you through the work day.  No this doesn't mean I've stopped looking for other writers, I'm trying to make this thing big.  Keep applying.