Wait, Did This Pelican Just Swallow A Pigeon Whole?

Oh, word. That's how pelicans are getting down these days, huh? Murdering pigeons in broad daylight in front of it's pigeon family and assorted ducks is apparently the jam.

I learned a lot from this video.

1) He 100% considered eating this child. Thinking super-hard about it.

2) This duck knew what was about to happen, but was too afraid to intervene. Bystander syndrome.

3) It's hard to look cocky with a pigeon in your mouth, but I think it just happened?

4) Most conspicuous getaway of all time.

If you don't think I'm going to dedicate my life to staying the fuck away from pelicans, you're out of your mind.