Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Australia is really losing it, right? Half the country/continent burnt down and now government officials are fining goats for eating flowers. That's like fining Dub Jeezy for blogging in his underwear with a slice of pizza in his left hand. Goats are going to eat flowers and I'm going to blog in the semi-nude while going to Za City. It's unnatural to take people and creatures out of their comfort zone.
Quick question: Why $440 dollars? That's the most arbitrary fine I've ever seen. Police officers just closing their eyes and pointing at Sudoku boards in the Sunday paper to come up with this shit.
Whatever, though. Free Gary!
PS. With a swagtastic hat like that, you know this goat is guilty as hell.
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Add CommentI guess Gary the goat made the Aussy policeman a jackass, does Shane warne come to mind anyone?
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