Monday, November 5, 2012
EVERY year with this shit. The Monday after Daylight savings is arguably the worst day of the year. Like, do you really want to be at the bar for another hour? If I stayed out for another 15 minutes on Saturday night, I would have purchased frozen White Castle cheeseburgers and probably would have thrown up. Not ideal. Instead I got a little sleep, was super confused all day Sunday and braced myself for the disaster that was Monday.
Didn't matter. Monday was even more awful than expected. I came into work, ate a bagel, procrastinated a bit, had a meeting and it was dark. Pitch black at like 1:04 PM. Oh, and I didn't mention that the temperature dipped to 0 degrees Kelvin today. Just all around perfect storm for Seasonable Affective Disorder. Let's go over the symptoms:
1) Difficulty waking: Check. Plus.
2) Decreased energy: Obviously.
3) Carbohydrate cravings: If gummy bears have carbs, I'm guilty as charged.
4) Increased appetite: Eh, not really.
5) Increased sleep: Not while Netflix still exists.
6) Weight gain: Nah. Still awesome looking.
7) Difficulty concentrating: It's taken me about 2 hours to write this blog.
8) Decreased libido:
9) Withdrawal from family and friends: Been in my room for like 4 hours straight
10) Depression/Irritability/Anxiety: Struggle city.
Are you afflicted? If you don't think you are, you probably are.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments
(
Atom
)
Support The Blog
WMsDiary On Twitter
What's Hot This Week
-
Sniper on the roof! But seriously, did he die in that second .gif? I think he did. Who can blame him, though? He took a line ...
-
Probably the best high for about 95% of the time until it suddenly and inexplicably stops working right at the end of the 4th quarter da...
-
Immediately following my quitting of work yesterday, two of my main bros and I made the pilgrimage to the great times mecca known as New Yor...
-
-CNN Reports: Boston Resident, 21, rearranged an entire weight room, killing 6 innocent bystanders. In general, I have always been a physica...
-
The sun comes out, you pay your taxes, and you can be sure China will create some wonky shit to put on their face to protect against the un...
The Old Stuff
-
2019
(
14
)
- December ( 1 )
- November ( 2 )
- October ( 1 )
- September ( 2 )
- July ( 1 )
- June ( 1 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 2 )
- March ( 1 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 1 )
-
2018
(
13
)
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 1 )
- September ( 1 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 1 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 1 )
- March ( 1 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 2 )
-
2017
(
19
)
- December ( 1 )
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 2 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 2 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 1 )
- March ( 2 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 5 )
-
2016
(
22
)
- December ( 2 )
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 2 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 2 )
- May ( 2 )
- March ( 3 )
- February ( 4 )
- January ( 3 )
-
2015
(
51
)
- December ( 4 )
- November ( 2 )
- October ( 3 )
- September ( 1 )
- August ( 5 )
- July ( 4 )
- June ( 5 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 6 )
- March ( 8 )
- February ( 7 )
- January ( 5 )
-
2014
(
138
)
- December ( 3 )
- November ( 7 )
- October ( 10 )
- September ( 11 )
- August ( 10 )
- July ( 14 )
- June ( 11 )
- May ( 11 )
- April ( 10 )
- March ( 14 )
- February ( 16 )
- January ( 21 )
-
2013
(
312
)
- December ( 13 )
- November ( 33 )
- October ( 33 )
- September ( 26 )
- August ( 34 )
- July ( 31 )
- June ( 31 )
- May ( 21 )
- April ( 20 )
- March ( 28 )
- February ( 21 )
- January ( 21 )
-
2012
(
367
)
- December ( 12 )
-
November
(
23
)
- Umm, Whoops?
- Because The Internet Is Great: Dude Raps "Look At ...
- I Have Such Shitty Powerball Numbers
- Facebook Thought This Chick's Elbows Were Boobs
- Shout Out To This Farmer That Had The Chinese Gove...
- I Need The Laker Bros. For Every Significant Event...
- It's Mind-Boggling That Some People Still Consider...
- Didn't Know The AMAs Were On Tonight And I'm Glad ...
- I'm All Set With Johnny Depp
- Does Anyone Else Sound Like An Asshole When They T...
- I'm Not Positive, But I'm Pretty Sure Getting Twee...
- I Can Watch This Drunk Asian Guy In A Suit Try To ...
- In Articles That Actually Exist: "Clowns Attack KK...
- You're A Huge Prude If You Don't Steal The Smoked ...
- If "It's Thanksgiving" Isn't The JAM Of The Next 2...
- I'm No Scientist, But This Is The Longest Week Of ...
- Election Summary
- Hurricane Sandy Relief
- Literally JUST Became Afflicted With Seasonal Affe...
- Koshik The Elephant Is Speaking Korean, Y'all
- Top 10 Candy Power Rankings
- ...What The Hell Happened In Japanese Mario?!
- This "Painting" Horse Kinda Sucks At Painting
- October ( 28 )
- September ( 19 )
- August ( 25 )
- July ( 23 )
- June ( 37 )
- May ( 34 )
- April ( 33 )
- March ( 43 )
- February ( 43 )
- January ( 47 )
-
2011
(
565
)
- December ( 55 )
- November ( 47 )
- October ( 52 )
- September ( 48 )
- August ( 43 )
- July ( 44 )
- June ( 53 )
- May ( 39 )
- April ( 50 )
- March ( 57 )
- February ( 37 )
- January ( 40 )
The Co-Workers
Powered by Blogger.
2 Reactions to this post
Add CommentLOL Wow bro this describes my weekend exactly Except went a little HAM on Sunday too. Really fucked my day up today. Deff overdid it haha
Hey! Have you ever faced a situation when a stranger has stolen any of your intellectual property? Can't wait to see your answer.
Post a Comment