Well, This Squirrel Ruined My Weekend, My Halloween, And Quite Possibly The Remainder Of The Year

What an asshole, huh? How come you just can't be a squirrel, bro? Bury some acorns, run in the middle of the road and do normal squirrel things. Don't put on a really scary mask, stand on your hind-legs and pose for pictures in the local paper. That's how you scare internet bloggers.

If Halloween mattered this year, I would have been Gerald from "Hey Arnold." Bam, my hypothetical costume is better than your real costume.