It's Almost Imperative That I Get My Hands On One These Vests That Automatically Hug You When You Get A "Like" On Facebook

I'm basically a slut for 'Likes' as is, why not get some mechanical hugs out of it too?

Granted, a vest that gives out unemotional simulated hugs sounds kind of wack and very dangerous, but a like is never enough. I'm always left wanting more after I drop a hilarious status or after I put up some creative ass picture that no one on the internet has seen yet. I'm almost 25 years old, the +1 on the notification button is getting old and I need a new way to get my Facebook rocks off.

Once I deal with the crippling fears of going out in the rain, public malfunction, and groups of people over-liking my status, I will be belle of the fucking ball. Birthday's approaching. Gift the blog that keeps on giving.

PS. -100% chance that I checked the price. Could be thousands of dollars.