When Blogging Gets Real: I Think I Have Carpal Tunnel

And no, you pervs, it's not what you think. Plus I bat lefty.

I'm afflicted, ladies and gentleman. Afflicted with a disease that only the nerdiest, most bottom-dwelling, broken down people get. Let's face it, only chronic masturbators, World of Warcraft players, bloggers, and IT guys get carpal tunnel. It fucking sucks, but I have to deal I guess. I just want to let you guys know that I literally fight every day to give you guys 3 2 1 blog a day. Every blog is another blood vessel popping, another tendon snapping and basically another year off my life.

So what do I do? Tell my boss, "Nah, I'm all set with Excel" for today? Does that work? Should I be paying myself Worker's comp for the stress that blogging has put on myself?

Fuck it, I'm suing Working Man's Diary. Those rich bastards just swim in money all day long and laugh at the 99.5%. Should have never gave them ****** money.