The McDonald's "Breakfast After Midnight" Promotion Is The Best Worst Thing To Ever Happen To Me

Is it bad when your mother calls with a primary purpose to tell you that McDonald's is serving breakfast after midnight? While she's undoubtedly disappointed, that's just a good mother right there.

Just to clarify, through the course of writing this blog I think I have blogged about McDonald's breakfast at least 5 times. I definitely tweet about it (@WMsDiary) on a weekly basis. It's that important to me. A time that allows me to collect myself, review the week and to 'itis myself into oblivion to the point where I'm not a functioning human until 8pm. You can now understand that the post-midnight breakfast menu is going to be a problem.

Here are the things I have drunkenly eaten on a Friday/Saturday post-midnight:

-Two large sleeves of BBQ Pringles
-Microwaveable White Castle cheeseburgers
-7-Eleven burritos/nachos/...regrettably hot dogs
-So many DiGiornos
-McChickens
-Gummy Bears
-Teddy Grahams
-Gum
-Protein Shake
-A motherfucking pear
-Other people's food
-Straight toast
-Boiled spaghetti with nothing on it

That's just off the top of my head. As you can see, things aren't pretty. And I most likely have diabetes. Add McMuffins to this list and it's going to be a bonafide disaster. But until then, I'm just going to enjoy the ride.