My Day Long Battle To Get @BCAlumni To Follow Me On Twitter

8:00am: Checked my email on the train and saw "@BCAlumni is now following you!"

8:22am: Checked my Twitter and @BCAlumni stopped following me.

8:27am: Sent out a VERY passive-aggressive tweet describing the situation

It took @BCAlumni roughly two minutes to follow me, become utterly disappointed, and unfollow me

— Working Man's Diary (@WMsDiary) July 18, 2012

8:35am: Typed an apology tweet, didn't send it, and let it cook for the rest of eternity in my drafts.

5:48pm: Checked my email and saw "BCAlumni is now following you!"

And that's where we are now. The piss poorest cat and mouse game that has ever been played between two accounts that don't represent a real person has finally ended. My former school deliberated for what seemed to be 8 hours and determined I was fit to follow on Twitter.

Maybe it was this gem that got them to finally follow me:

I'm on "missed McDonald's breakfast" suicide watch

— Working Man's Diary (@WMsDiary) June 24, 2012

It was definitely this "try too hard to be funny" tweet that made them unfollow me:

I want to respond to "what's crackin/poppin" with, "rice krispies, somewhere" without getting punched in the face

— Working Man's Diary (@WMsDiary) June 25, 2012

But then they probably came back because of this wildly offensive, definitely hilarious tweet:

My body goes into fight-or-flight mode whenever the WNBA is on ESPN

— Working Man's Diary (@WMsDiary) June 23, 2012

Proud to be an Eagle! Thanks for the follow you flaky assholes.