Who's The Better "Hurricane Chris"?

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This really sucks for rapper Hurricane Chris. His worst fear is being realized in the fact that an ACTUAL hurricane has been named Chris and it's shitting on his entire existence.

Millions everywhere are Googling "Hurricane Chris" and thinking, "Who's this ugly chick that has hair beads from 1997?" I'm almost positive that "Ay Bay Bay" isn't paying any bills and "Halle Berry" was probably the most offensive song I've heard in awhile.

Real Hurricane wins.