What Hijinks Did Hugh Hefner, Arnold Schwarzenegger And Wilt Chamberlain Get Into?

What happens when three of the most diabolical, scallywag-slanging, peacockin'est pimps of all time get together for a game of croquet? I have no fucking clue. But I know women were heavily involved.

In the Venn Diagram of things these fellas have in common, it's women, announcing that "I'm here, ya'll" at parties, and undoubtedly cocaine. Somewhere under the Playboy mansion lie the bones of 3 dead cocaine-covered-strippers with remnants of Arnold's "Conan" bandanna and Wilt's "100" sheet of paper sprinkled all over them.

PS. I see you, Hugh. Looking creepier than most.