I Don't Know What THIS Is, But It's A Tradeable/Fireable/Killable Offense

An uncountable amount of issues going on here with Amar'e Stoudemire:

-Amar'e is attending a Heat-Celtics game in the front row

-Amar'e is wearing sunglasses in a very well-lit arena

-Amar'e is wearing a Fedora

-Amar'e is wearing a sleeveless, denim, shirt-jacket

-Amar'e's facial hair is unkempt.

-Amar'e looks unhappy

-Amar'e 1000% needs to be traded

Thank goodness that woman is a 10.

Rallying behind Carmelo, JR Smith's tattoos, Jeremy Lin and Landry Fields' pregame celebration, and Mike "Mr. Potato Head" Woodson.