The Gun Fight Over Who Had The "Best Kool-Aid" Has Set Black People Back Decades

God. Damn. That's all there is to say. As much progress we've made as a people, one video on fucking WorldStar has set black people back at least 50 years. With just a swift press of "Play" we somehow ended up in 1962.

Who made the best Kool-Aid? Really? I know there is a ton of pride in everyone's batch, but saying you make the best Kool-Aid is like saying you make the best Hot Pocket. Pour in like three packets, "eyeball" a diabetic amount of sugar, and turn on the faucet. Done. You made an awesome batch of Kool-Aid. No need to get into some Highlander, "There can be only one!!" situation. All I see is the more the merrier. Just a bunch of reckless hoodlums bouncing off the walls on a sugar high. That sounds a lot better than raining bullets because one dude out Tropical Punch'd you.

I think I need to graduate from college like 200 times by the end of the month to right this wrong.