
Is this picture NSFW? I think it is. To the untrained eye that looks a lot like..ah, I'll stop. Chris Bosh had a rough year being the thirdest of fiddles for a team of superstars and washed up super-grimy veterans. Then he became anointed Chancellor Ostrich and things really turned around for him. He played each game with the passion of someone that would receive 6 ostrich eggs for a good performance. And god damn it did he earn them. Now here's a towel, $200 cash, and a contract that Naughty America is allowed to distribute this video for the next 5 years.

Jokes aside, wearing a t-shirt with a picture of yourself as a vampire is without a doubt the most baller t-shirt you can possibly wear. I've been in talks with my fake WMD agent to get Dub Jeezy t-shirts with my picture on them blogging with Cheetos residue on my fingers. Once those are made I'll wear them each and every day. Really though, I don't even know what to say about this. It's so irrelevant that it's relevant and pairing it with hipster shades and camou-cargo shorts just made Joan Rivers die again. Whatever man, I blacked out and threw up when I won my last intramural championship in college. Do you, Bron.
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Add CommentI cannot stop laughing "Whatever man, I blacked out and threw up when I won my last intramural championship in college. Do you, Bron." Classic!
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