Well folks, I've made it. Without a doubt, this is the peak of my blogging career and potentially my life.
When I started this hunk of junk almost three years ago, I didn't really know what would come of it. Once Mom declared, "I'm not reading anymore because you swear too much and it's not that funny", I thought it was a wrap. When I got emails from my best friends saying, "Please take me off of your blog Email-blasts. They're annoying." I was borderline depressed. But all of that was worth it for this moment. I can officially say that I run a pornographic website.
On a serious note, I have no idea how or why my site is classified in the "porn" category. Did I get drunk and accidentally blog a picture of my balls? That's something I would definitely do on a weird night, so it's not completely off the table. My last posts were about Facebook, some asian toddlers, and a guy in a bear costume, so I guess if you combine all of that into one central idea, you might be able to come up with porn. Either way I'm not going to spoil this party with logistics. It's time to pop champagne and bask in my new-found smutlord glory.
Thanks, JR. I hope my blog served it's "purpose of arousing."
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Add CommentSomeone in the IT department has it out for you. This might be the start of a messy blackmailing scandal.
dude... came here to see some tits and ass, stop taking drunk pics of your balls, man the fuck up and get into porn. You know that's what you really want to do. DO IT, DO IT, DO IT! And then when I come back to this site, it won't be so damn disappointing. Like the guy said from MoonStone Video, "Once you start taking pictures of naked women, you'll never go back."
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