These Penguins Truly Suck At Jumping On Icebergs

Talk about embarrasing, huh? After that one penguin made it look super easy at the 0:05 mark, shit went DOWNHILL fast.

What had potential to be a fascinating video about penguin life style quickly turned into a bunch of flimsy ass birds wildly ignoring every possible aspect of physics. Half these things were literally jumping in the opposite direction. Were they hoping the wind gently blew them to their destination? I'm not going to lie, this is kind of concerning for me. As some of you know, I have a weird obsession with penguins and hope to own at least 7 before things are said and done. After this video though, I may have to drop that number down to 2.

What I'm most concerned about is this guy:

Like, what are you doing, bro? I've truthfully never seen a jump go so poorly. Newsflash: jumping 1.5 feet out of the water won't get you up that 10 foot glacier. Just a cocky move on his part.