Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Once you go ATM in your kitchen, you truly can't go back. Makes me jealous as hell that I don't have one. What do I do when I need quick cash while I'm putting together some chicken parm? Can't just call my bank and ask them to slip money under my door. As weird as this may sound, I kinda resent all my kitchen appliances right now. Like, "Yeah, you're a blender and pretty good at making smoothies, but can you give me $400 right now?" Nothing can answer "yes" to that question except a kitchen ATM.
Good luck cooking meals for the rest of your life now that you know what you could have had.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments
(
Atom
)
Support The Blog
WMsDiary On Twitter
What's Hot This Week
-
Never seen a dude killing the scene like Charlie is right now. Each day I get a new favorite quote from this guy. First one was, "I...
-
Sniper on the roof! But seriously, did he die in that second .gif? I think he did. Who can blame him, though? He took a line ...
-
Hey NBA, what the fuck happened? What happened to getting paid a bajillion dollars and competing every night for the jersey on your back? ...
-
A) This seems completely safe and ok . I literally see no way that this could go wrong. B) Somebody finally gave the homie, Pedobe...
-
No joke, I’m fairly certain that I have absorbed 100,000 volts of electricity today. Every time I touch something metal there is a 100% cer...
The Old Stuff
-
2019
(
14
)
- December ( 1 )
- November ( 2 )
- October ( 1 )
- September ( 2 )
- July ( 1 )
- June ( 1 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 2 )
- March ( 1 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 1 )
-
2018
(
13
)
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 1 )
- September ( 1 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 1 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 1 )
- March ( 1 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 2 )
-
2017
(
19
)
- December ( 1 )
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 2 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 2 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 1 )
- March ( 2 )
- February ( 1 )
- January ( 5 )
-
2016
(
22
)
- December ( 2 )
- November ( 1 )
- October ( 2 )
- August ( 1 )
- July ( 2 )
- June ( 2 )
- May ( 2 )
- March ( 3 )
- February ( 4 )
- January ( 3 )
-
2015
(
51
)
- December ( 4 )
- November ( 2 )
- October ( 3 )
- September ( 1 )
- August ( 5 )
- July ( 4 )
- June ( 5 )
- May ( 1 )
- April ( 6 )
- March ( 8 )
- February ( 7 )
- January ( 5 )
-
2014
(
138
)
- December ( 3 )
- November ( 7 )
- October ( 10 )
- September ( 11 )
- August ( 10 )
- July ( 14 )
- June ( 11 )
- May ( 11 )
- April ( 10 )
- March ( 14 )
- February ( 16 )
- January ( 21 )
-
2013
(
312
)
- December ( 13 )
- November ( 33 )
- October ( 33 )
- September ( 26 )
- August ( 34 )
- July ( 31 )
- June ( 31 )
- May ( 21 )
- April ( 20 )
- March ( 28 )
- February ( 21 )
- January ( 21 )
-
2012
(
367
)
- December ( 12 )
- November ( 23 )
- October ( 28 )
- September ( 19 )
- August ( 25 )
- July ( 23 )
- June ( 37 )
-
May
(
34
)
- Hundreds Of Sheep Fall Out Of The Side Of The Truc...
- I'm Cool With DeSean Jackson Posting This Photosho...
- Did This Nerd Chick Really Compose The Beginning O...
- No One Tells You What To Do When The Novacaine Wea...
- Monkeys From All Over The World Playing Electronic...
- Thank You, DeShawn Stevenson, For Making Me Desper...
- Anyone Else Getting Seizures From The "Prometheus"...
- Six Cows Crashed A Party And Drank All Of The Beer
- This May Be The Funniest Tweet Ever
- Whoops, I Think I Accidentally Became A Swedish Ho...
- A Dude Walked Into The Bar With A Zebra And A Macaw
- Summer Puts Far Too Much Pressure On Society
- The Brooklyn Nets Are Probably Going To Win The NB...
- Will Smith Backhand Slapping Affectionate Guys All...
- Man Needs Emergency Assistance After Geting Stuck ...
- If You Plan On Visiting Thailand, Try To Avoid Acc...
- The Only Way To Make Battleship Better....
- In The Realm Of Bad Wedding Proposals, Proposing I...
- It's The Ticket Oak's World And We're Just Living ...
- Happy Mother's Day Mom!!
- If I Lie And Say I'm Done With Finals And/Or Law S...
- Whoever Is Finding A Way To Inexplicably Incorpora...
- Introducing Dominic Deville, The Guy That Dresses ...
- Friend's Ask Dub: "What's The Protocol When You A...
- Two Swiss Dolphins Died Of "Noise" And Heroin Over...
- Potential Pedophile In Astronaut Suit Doing Crazy ...
- I Think The "SocialCam" And "Viddy" Apps Are Setti...
- "Pregnancy Isn't Going To Ruin Prom For Me"--Proba...
- Don't Want To Freak You Guys Out, But Sharks Have ...
- These Penguins Truly Suck At Jumping On Icebergs
- There Are Dating Websites And Then There's Farmers...
- WorkingMansDiary.Com Is Officially A Porn Site
- New Study: How To Be A Good Facebook Friend
- I Might Have Stumbled On The Most Racist Video Ever
- April ( 33 )
- March ( 43 )
- February ( 43 )
- January ( 47 )
-
2011
(
565
)
- December ( 55 )
- November ( 47 )
- October ( 52 )
- September ( 48 )
- August ( 43 )
- July ( 44 )
- June ( 53 )
- May ( 39 )
- April ( 50 )
- March ( 57 )
- February ( 37 )
- January ( 40 )
The Co-Workers
Powered by Blogger.
0 Reactions to this post
Add CommentPost a Comment