That Awkward Moment When You Run Into A Bear Mid-Text

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Could have happened to any of us. I've said it multiple times, texting is a god damn issue these days. I was inches away from running into a telephone pole today. Well this is the pinnacle of what could possibly happen. Gone are the days of "I'm lost" and constantly bumping into people because we've got motherfucking bears causing chaos in the streets. Love the dude's style too. Didn't stand around to question what was happening or analyze the situation. He just turned and goofily ran off into the distance. Whoever said "playing dead" is the move was a fucking idiot. Just turn and run ya'll.

This dude ((and bear) could have benefited GREATLY from the texting lane.