I'm probably the worst street texter out there. I routinely lose track of what I'm doing and where I'm going as soon as I press the "Messages" button on my phone. I once HURDLED A TODDLER when I got caught up in a long and complicated text. Wherever that kid is right now, I can guarantee you that he's significantly fucked up because of that moment.
That still doesn't discount the fact that a texting lane is absurd. You know how hard it is to walk in a 2-foot wide straight line? I can't do that shit right now if you offered me $1000. The morning commute would be filled with 10 person pile-ups, cracked iPhone screens, and tons of half-way completed text messages. A pure catastrophe.
PS. The fact that we're drawing lines on the ground to determine where certain people should walk based on their cell phone usage is absolutely terrifying.
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