I'm Legitimately Scared Of The Temple Run Monsters

Before I dive in, two things: 1) Just got an iPhone and fully recognize I'm late. 2) I'm straight up not good at this game.

With that out of the way, I am completely comfortable saying that as a grown man, I may never play this game again because of these fucking monsters. I was under the assumption that these things were just some rowdy chimpanzees chasing me because I caused some unrest in their cave-dwelling. Well apparently, this suave ginger looking asshole decided to take a god damn relic from the cave-dwelling of some of the most horrifying 3D demons I've ever seen. At some point you have to think to yourself, "Do I really need this golden toad?" Got to weigh the risk reward like a legitimate archaeologist Indiana Jones knock-off.

Sidenote: I'm so bad at this game, I didn't come close to encountering these guys for my first 50 rounds. Just kept falling in pits and getting my ankles burnt by fire. It took until my commute home today to realize these demon-monster-devil babies existed. Borderline shrieked in front of some old lady and threw my phone against the window.

I also have no idea how this dude can even THINK about collecting coins under such duress.