If You Lived In Japan, You'd Probably Be Making Out With A Poster By Now

Oh Japan, you guys just keep pushing boundaries that don't even exist. I'm pretty sure zero people were like, "Wish I could kiss a poster right now." Sure, you may want to kiss the hot chick in the poster, but a lip-lock with glossy paper really isn't my bag.

Call me a prude, but I'm not ready for kissable posters. Maybe I'm the weirdo that's going to be standing in a bar all by himself while people are sitting at home making out with their walls. I'm willing to be that ornery old man that repeatedly says, "Back in my day, we met girls, asked them out and earned our kisses."

It pains me to know that Justin Bieber is 100% the most kissed poster. I don't even need statistics to know that.