If You Thought Boston Public Transit Couldn't Get Worse, Meet The MBTA Superheroes

God dammit. It looks like America's worst public transportation system somehow found a way to make itself even more awful.

For those of you that don't live here, the MBTA is Boston's transit system and it fucking sucks. 50 year old trolleys driven by derelicts pretty much sums up the entire operation. With that said, they are woefully underfunded and routinely try to find ways to overcharge for their embarrassing service. This time, instead of selling terrible t-shirts and flip-flops they just took the liberty to raise prices by $0.30. What followed was the worst case of "two wrongs don't make a right" of all time.

The unemployed, bitchy, and entitled assholes of Boston emerged from the depths, stopped at iParty for an hour, and caused absolute chaos in the city. Jogging around with tissue-paper capes and crudely cut masks on thinking that they were inciting change, when in reality they were just a bunch of unemployed, bitchy, and entitled assholes making my morning commute even more difficult than it normally is. Someone should tell them that I'm not going to read any of their signs when they're dressed like the Beetleborgs.

Shout out to me for the Beetleborgs reference.

*Dude in the orange needs to be put down STAT.