^so apparently this thing KILLS it at walking and dodging people. Not really sure why it was created, but nothing good can come of it. Sure, it may pop up in a LMFAO video or two, but what happens when it develops an agenda? What happens when it decides that a life of dodging people and appearing in terrible music videos isn't enough? It won't be good. You ever see one of those repressed dancing kids that always wanted to play sports, but his parents wouldn't let him? Multiply that by robot and you have a god damn killing machine. I can picture millions of these things just moonwalk-killing roves of people in Japan by the end of this decade. Really Honda, a fucking robot?
^it's all fun and games until someone accidentally has sex with this robot. There's ugly, fat, surprise transsexual, and robot in the hierarchy of things you do NOT want to wake up next to in the morning. In a robot-effer's defense, I have to say, this is probably the Mickey Free of Humanoid-Robot chicks. But now it's time for the real question: Why? Why did we need a robot that looks like a young Asian woman? I know people get lonely out there, but damn, hop on Eharmony or write poetry. Don't pressure the market into creating a life-like robot that has robot strength and a robot's lack of feelings because you've more or less married World of Warcraft.
Can't decide whether I want to die by the hand of the dancing rotund robot or this fine ass humanoid chick. Good problems I guess.
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Add CommentYour write up on the second robot has me in tears.
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