Can We Talk About This Talking Porcupine In A Bow-Tie Eating Corn From A Pot?

No joke, this porcupine definitely had a more productive St. Patrick's Day weekend than me. Probably you too. Nothing beats living life like a pig in shit chomping on corn and speaking nonsense.

Want to know what I was doing Sunday? Being bed-ridden and experiencing the milder stages of vertigo during the nicest day of the year. While I was stumbling through the streets looking for a solid plot of grass to collapse on, this happy-go-lucky bastard is rocking the illest St. Patrick's Day theme bow-tie ever.

PS. If you don't think this porcupine is absolutely terrifying and that we should burn it with fire, you're out of your mind.