Reasons I love this story:
1) This beard is realer than actual reality.
2) I honestly can't tell if this guy is the stabber or the stabbee
3) The TV volume is probably the most delicate feature in a male-to-male relationship and this stabbing is completely justifiable.
I'm currently sitting in a room with four dudes and exactly zero of us know where the remote is. Every other commercial the volume is either way too loud or completely mute. Makes no sense. Tensions are at an all-time high and someone very well might get stabbed real soon. Granted, we're not elderly and don't have awesome beards, but we still have that irrational guy anger that may cause one of us to put a fork into another's shoulder. Nothing worse than having audible issues.
I've gone left and right on this beard. For awhile I thought it was vomit disgusting, then I thought there was a very real possibility that an animal lived in there and now I think it's awesome. This thing is fantastic. So much discoloration, squiggles, and unrest that you can't help but love it.
34% chance this is me and former co-blogger Craw in 50 years.
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Add Commenthilarious, good to see some WMD posts again after your mini drought
I shouted Yes and pointed at the screen after reading number 3.
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