So There Are Self-Guided Smart Bullets Now?

^that white swirly up there is the bullet CREATING it's own path.

Ain't nothing like hearing about bullets with a mind of their own on a brisk 85 degree February day. If I'm in a gang, I'm absolutely thrilled right now. Gone are the days where I have to actually be outside to kill one of my rivals. You could literally be playing Playstation, pop your arm out the window, take a shot and never have to pause the game. Just whisper into the gun the name of the person I want dead and let that shit go to work. At least that's how I think it works.

Wait a sec, the article says nothing of gun whispering and chill-ass killing. Only thing I see are finned bullets that run on batteries and additional wiring. Guess I'm out. That kind of sucks, but it still smells like disaster from here. Just real-life red Mario Kart shells attacking people left and right. Millions of people dropping in kinda-hilarious cartoonish deaths all over the country.

If a bullet followed me through my morning commute, sat across from me at lunch, helped me finish my work, spot me at the gym, and help me pick up girls, I wouldn't be that upset if it killed me when it was all said and done.