NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Courtney Subramanian you fake named bitch, how dare you? Even if you found out about this terrible practice from that summer you tried to "find yourself" in Norway, don't bring that shit back to the US. I don't even know what to do. I feel like Superman did the first time he found out there was an abundant supply of Kryptonite on Earth.

At least 25% of my work day is spent in the bathroom. I'm in there reading stories, Words with Friends'ing, blogging, napping, and most of all, not working. My entire functionality is in jeopardy because of Norway and their outlandish practices. How awkward would it be if my manager got alerted via alarm 15 times throughout the day that I was in the bathroom too long? I'd have to quit and jump off the roof out of embarrassment. Can't have any IBS rumors swirling around.

Let's talk about that girls bathroom picture. Is it a girl that peed herself/about to pee herself? Or a girl that got caught in the bathroom for longer than 8 minutes? I'm kind of offended by it, but I don't know why. Norway, man.